January 2011
10 posts
“Do you think I’m wonderful? she asked him one day as they leaned against the...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (Everything Is Illuminated)
IN WHICH I SPOIL THE FUCK OUT OF COUNTRY STRONG,...
whathappened:
(So unnecessarily long but I have SO MANY IMPORTANT THOUGHTS on this thoroughly unimportant movie)
The male lead in Country Strong is wicked hot. In real life I go for schlubby beardos with poor social skills, but in PG-13 movies about white people and their problems, I like wicked hotties with strategic scruff. This particular wicked hottie talks all mumbly and works his mouth...
This is the glamorous.: Bunny ain't movin' for... →
thisistheglamorous:
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Standing in the corner store, I spotted a small display of single serving Combos for only 50¢ each. You don’t have to tell me about Combos. Combos, the snack of preformed pretzels or crackers with a hollow center to allow injected fake cheese flavored with such tempting choices as “pepperoni pizza,” is essentially the snack of Hot Pocket dinner eaters. I firmly...
