March 2012
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February 2012
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“He knew that I love you also means I love you in a way that no one loves you, or...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything is Illuminated (via bookmania)
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via e-pic)
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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This is my coping mechanism: Nic Cage Cocktail →
braiker:
davetotheross:
This is hilarious. I would also add orange juice, teeth, jet fuel, and john travolta’s face.
vegspice:
I’m trying to come up with a Nic Cage cocktail. Components so far:
skull-shaped ice cubes
tequila you get from a bottle in mexico with no label and stuff floating in it
crushed red hots
curacao
grand marnier
natural ice light
everclear
kimchi
small...
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Miss Piggy and who?
In a conversation with my sister the other day, I called Kermit the Frog “Mr. Pig” on accident and then I died laughing. I’m actually typing this from the other side. Because I died laughing.
(It was really funny.)
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So glad someone finally asked this question.
bakerybitch:
does crying burn calories
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Making my famous "penis" cake! →
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