House of Jules II

My House away from the House (away from the house).

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Some internet mouth-breather Photoshopped images of Christina Aguilera getting her period while performing “At Last” at Etta James’ funeral, and then a bunch of other internet mouth-breathers spread around these Photoshopped images, and then yet another internet mouth-breather re-posted one of those Photoshopped images with the caption: 

“I had to look up the video of her singing to confirm that this photo is actually real, but some weird shit really did run out of Christina’s skirt while she sang at Etta James’ funeral today…”

But having watched the video of her performance at Etta James’ funeral just before seeing these Photoshopped images, I knew it didn’t really happen, and this is only one of the billion reasons why internet mouth-breathers suck. Watch the video yourself. She wipes off the back of one leg at the beginning and then it’s fine. There is nothing running down the front of her legs, as the Photoshopped images suggest. Anything could’ve been on the back of her leg.

Getting your period unexpectedly has happened to nearly every woman once in their lives (your mother, your sister, your friend, your wife, your daughter, me, and if you’re a female, it has likely happened to you, too). Let me tell you from personal experience, it doesn’t stop just because you wipe it away once. It gets worse by the second as the clock ticks. AND—AS A RELATED SIDENOTE—IF THE IDEA THAT WOMEN HAVE PERIODS AND SOMETIMES IT HAPPENS WHEN THEY DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN GROSSES YOU OUT, GROW THE FUCK UP.

I understand mouth-breathers won’t ever change, but as for the rest of us, can we refrain from re-posting images or “facts”, stating how real they are, before doing a quick search to see if they’re actually real?

Filed under stupid mouth-breathers utopian dreams

  1. damngina said: It’s one of the reasons I don’t wear skirts any longer.
  2. inmi said: Have I told you lately that I love you?
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