House of Jules II

OH MY GOD MERYL STREEP JUST WON THE BAFTA BUT LOST A SHOE ON HER WAY UP TO THE STAGE AND COLIN FIRTH NOT ONLY RETRIEVED IT FOR HER BUT GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE TO PUT IT BACK ON HER FOOT AND KISSED HER RIGHT ON THE MOUTH LIKE A SCENE FROM A MOVIE COME TO LIFE AND I’VE ALWAYS CALLED BULLSHIT ON FAIRY TALES AND WOULD ENJOY THROAT-PUNCHING GROWN WOMEN WHO WHINE TO EVERYONE ABOUT HOW THEY NEED TO BE TREATED LIKE PRINCESSES BUT COLIN FIRTH COULD BE MY PRINCE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK AND TWICE ON SUNDAYS AND I’VE NEVER SAID THAT ABOUT ANYONE EVER AND WAIT UNTIL MY MOM WHO WOULD PUSH ME IN FRONT OF A TRAIN FOR COLIN FIRTH SEES THIS VIDEO BECAUSE MERYL STREEP IS GOING TO BE NUMERO UNO ON HER SHIT LIST.