braiker:

davetotheross:

This is hilarious. I would also add orange juice, teeth, jet fuel, and john travolta’s face.

vegspice:

I’m trying to come up with a Nic Cage cocktail. Components so far:

• skull-shaped ice cubes
• tequila you get from a bottle in mexico with no label and stuff floating in it
• crushed red hots
• curacao
• grand marnier
• natural ice light
• everclear
• kimchi
• small batteries
• a car key
• honey
• a bullet
• peach juice
• kryptonite
• gold flakes
• magic
• it’s on fire

please reblog with suggestions.

a cursed monkey’s paw, ANY part of a mummy, a fez, fresh ginger, maybe instead of shaking/stirring you punch it?

• dill
• 2 oz of moustache, preferably a man’s
• curdled milk from the folds of a baby’s neck
• guava
• guano

I would suggest adding gun powder, mace, and ground up stingray barbs.