House of Jules II

“OH YES THE SEEMINGLY ENDLESS WAIT IS FINALLY OVER RYAN GOSLING WILL BE BACK ON THE BIG SCREEN WHERE HE BELONGS* SOMEONE START THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK TO OUR SWEET RELIEF AND BY THE WAY NICE TRY WARNER BROS EVEN SEAN PENN’S PROSTHETIC NOSE WON’T KEEP US FROM SEEING THIS MOVIE.” ~An actual email I just sent to some of my friends, including my straight male friends who admitted to crushing on him after seeing Drive.

*besides in my heart, that is.